why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once
Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested
mom… dad…. mom… dad…. mom… dad…. *starts beatboxing* mom… dad…. mom… dad….
That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.
are you kidding me?? that is the smartest thing i’ve ever heard like she literally fooled several adults into giving her the part that kicked off her incredibly successful career as an actress and let’s not pretend any of us were that clever when we were fourteen