roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

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x

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andromeda4002019:

kissing is disgusting but i need to be kissed rn. asap. quickly

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“i’m 1d as fuck”

when you’re 1d as fuck (via zarriallofficial)

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redpancla:

did dr. dre even attend medical school?

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do you solemnly swear to stay in your lane, your whole lane, and nothing but your lane

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alienhead-shit-kid:

who did this

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#3YearsOfWMYB

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